The Corp. I work found out I like computers and spent some time in school to learn about our digital demi-gods. OH WOE IS ME...They are gonna make me take a $_,___ raise and make a techie out of me. OH, WOE IS ME...Whup me, beat me, make me write bad checks. Do da phrase YAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!! ring a bell? 
 
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 ACK...Phht!!
 Bill the Cat
  
 
  
  
    What the hell is crap like this doing in the Strategy section?!
 
 Save this bull**** for e-mail, guys. I mean it.
  
 
  
  
    Okay, okay, off with his head!! Oops, I meant, off to the General Forum with you!
 --L.