Kint's guide to fabricating Mighty A$$ Kicking B00ts
  1. Locate mighty big pair o' boots
 2. Reinforce tips with steel, cement or other incredibly hard compound.
 3. Inscribe threatening logos / mottos on boots, such as "Y0ur MaMa StiNks" or "Y0u Smell Like a GunDark"
 4. Walk down favorite alley.
 5. Locate skater, nerd or other reject of society.
 6. Apply pressure to arse using boots.
 7. Laugh.
 8. IF police=TRUE then RUN(); 
 Voila.  
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