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 You may have your precious Superman, but only if you beat me in chess! 
 But there is a catch, you have no pieces! You must win them from me in trivia! 
 But! I will only ask questions about things in my house! You will never be able to answer them! 
 But I will not let you in my house unless if you beat the monster in the cellar!  
 But to get into the cellar, you need the key from the locked tool-shed! 
 And to get into the tool shed, you need Superman's heat-vision! 
 But you may only get Superman if you beat me in chess! 
 But there is a catch, you have no pieces! You must win them from me in trivia! 
 But! I will only ask questions... 
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 On a completely un-related note, I just realized I stopped the first caption game by not realizing I was supposed to post a picture.