Basically I got bored and starting thinking of stupid things. Post how you think movies should end here!
 
 Soylent Green:OMG! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEEPLES! *runs down a hall* AND SOYLENT RED IS DOGGYS! *runs down a hall* AND SOYLENT YELLOW IS ... ew...
 
 Identity:OMG THE KID DID IT! *kills the kid* Yes... now I'M the dominant persona...
  
 
  
  
    Old Guy-OK, I admit it. IT WAS A BAD IDEA TO BRING BACK THOSE DAMN DINOSAURS!!
  
 
  
  
    Spirited Away:Girl:None of them are!
 Witch:Mm k, ur rong. 2 bad sux 4 you.
 *poof*
 Guy:But she was right.
 Witch:lawl, I kno. I just like messin wit peeple.
  
 
  
  
    Ug, I hated that movie
 
 Calrise-Dr Lector?
 ~chomp!~
 Lector-Mmmm, delicious.
  
 
  
  
    You hated Spirited Away? I liked it. Then again I guess you do hate anime....
 
 Anyways....
 
 Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
 
 Darth Vader: Luke; I am your father!
 Luke:Then why do you have boobs?
 Darth:*Looks down at chest* Uh yeah, funny story about that.....
  
 
  
  
    You hated Spirited Away? I liked it. Then again I guess you do hate anime....
 
 No, it was just messed up. It confuzed the crap out of me. Besides, I wanted to shoot the main character, she was suck a woosie, it was annoying.
 
 Jack Skellington-Ho ho ho, marry christmas.
 Santa claus-NO, YOU DIE MOTHA F*****
 ~stab, stab~
 Halloweentown-zOMG's!!! YOU KILLED JACK!
 Santa Claus-That's cause I'm gangsta. Word.
 Jack-Oh no you ain't. RAWR!
 ~catfight'd~
 Halloweentown-Yay, Santa claus is dead. What a glorious day. TWO HALLOWEENS!!!
 
 And the town of Halloweentown polka'd the night away while Santa's dismembered head rotted away on a pike in the center of the holiday tree circle.