^has just digested himself.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Has just been digested by the self-digested one.
  
 
  
  
    ^has just been blown to pieces inside out in a MIB style by yours truly. ;)
  
 
  
  
    ^Has just been possessed by his right big toe.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Has just been possessed by his left ear.
  
 
  
  
    ^Has a cameraman for a girlfriend.
  
 
  
  
    ...
 
 ^ Wishes he can meet her.
  
 
  
  
    ^Thinks I can be fooled easily.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Is staring...staring...right...at...you!
  
 
  
  
    ^Is undressing me with his oh-so-scandalous eyes.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Is about to be bludgeoned by Manual of Style
  
 
  
  
    ^Feels compelled to post a photographic tour of a colon in A&E.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Knows he is fooled easily.
  
 
  
  
    ^Is in a fit of avatar-envy.
  
 
  
  
    ^KKKKKKKKEEEELLLLLLLLL WWWWHHHHIIIITTTTTTTEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
  
 
  
  
    Damn straight mah Brotha?
  
 
  
  
    ^YAH SIIRR
 <GOT in trouble for saying it in an "Aparthied" simulation in International studies.
  
 
  
  
    ^YAH SIIRR
 <GOT in trouble for saying it in an "Aparthied" simulation in International studies.
 That's bull****. I forgot to do my homework for my world/current events class and summarized Japan as a rocky country full of incestious pedophiles with katanas and nothing happened to me.
  
 
  
  
    That's bull****. I forgot to do my homework for my world/current events class and summarized Japan as a rocky country full of incestious pedophiles with katanas and nothing happened to me.
 I spent almost the entire simulation in "jail" because I wouldn't stay in the Batustan, kept stealing money(M&M's), threw more paper on the floor then I picked up(meens of earning money), and kept escaping from jail.
  
 
  
  
    ^Strongly doubts he's a heretic.
  
 
  
  
    ^has deluded himself into thinking he's a super rodian.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Continues to make out with his pink Power Ranger action figure.
  
 
  
  
    ^Continues to make out with attached at head saimese twins.
  
 
  
  
    ... ugly.
 
 ^ Reveling in the terror inspired by his rubber chicken.
  
 
  
  
    ^Thinks he's in the Matrix.
  
 
  
  
    ^Has seen "Hot Shots:Part Deux" far too many times
  
 
  
  
    Damn, I wanted to hit igyman! :p 
 Ah well:
 
 ^ Is enjoying frequent use of his time machine, travelling into the future, preparing comebacks for everything we say (or will say).
  
 
  
  
    ^Has already mastered the art of Samnmax's afore-mentioned enjoyment.
  
 
  
  
    ^His signature shows he shouldn't know that.
  
 
  
  
    ^ His signature is from hell.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Refuses to have his brains eaten by zombies.
  
 
  
  
    ^Obviously has had his brain eaten by zombies. :p
 
 (I kid, I kid. :))
  
 
  
  
    ^ Is secretly not kidding.
  
 
  
  
    ^ Has recently been on sabbatical from the forums.
  
 
  
  
    ^is confused about more things than he says... ;)
  
 
  
  
    ^ doesn't know how true he really is... or does he?... I'm confused DAMMIT!!!
  
 
  
  
    ^ Is really confused DAMMIT!!!
  
 
  
  
    ^Is confused beyond words.
  
 
  
  
    ^ is like omg yure so f*****g l33t
  
 
  
  
    ^ Is, like the posters above him, persistently confusing those with a life by speaking in numbers.