Thanks to Metallus for suggesting this exciting poll!
  
 
  
  
    I know I voted DJG, but what does it mean exactly, since neither of the other two fit.
  
 
  
  
    If you make me Sausage I will eat it, if not I'll be using the microwave
  
 
  
  
    aha. just ahd one hell of a bbq. drink was plentiful :)
 good shiz.
  
 
  
  
    I don't have a grill... luckily my microwave is a nigh indestructible beast!
  
 
  
  
    ^You know whats fun, put an egg in there and set it for 5 minutes on high
  
 
  
  
    Did. My kitchen smelt like feet wrapped in leathery burnt bacon for a month.
  
 
  
  
    Real men barbeque...that's me...
  
 
  
  
    Frozen pizza for me, thanks.
  
 
  
  
    I meen a whole egg
 Did. It burst and smelt like a skunk laid eggs and then those went bad.
  
 
  
  
    No, but I did go to a pool party and a picnic/birthday party.
  
 
  
  
    Did. It burst and smelt like a skunk laid eggs and then those went bad.
 Funny, shoulda blown the door right off
  
 
  
  
    Like I said, indestructible beast.
  
 
  
  
    Your freedom of choice means nothing to DJG. DJG will rule your destiny, and it will be delicious.
  
 
  
  
    I hate sausage. But yes, of course, Brakbeque all the way!
  
 
  
  
    ^You know whats fun, put an egg in there and set it for 5 minutes on high
 
 Even more fun? Microwave a jalapeno or a habenero. You'll create a fine hot mist that will linger in the air for hours. 
 
 
 BBQ this weekend for sure, but brats and burgers instead of generic 'sausage'.
  
 
  
  
    If you make me Sausage I will eat it, if not I'll be using the microwave
 
 I'll make you into a Sausage, using Dance Magic, patented by David Bowie!
 
 Also, I prefer Space Ghost's Magical BBQ to microwaving stuff any day of the week.
  
 
  
  
    ^You know whats fun, put an egg in there and set it for 5 minutes on high
 
 try a lightbulb, but MAX OF 10 SECONDS. the results otherwise could be bad. the argon inside it changes fluroescent pink/red, its so damm cool.
  
 
  
  
    If the weather allow it it will be a BBQ, it has been raining the hole week here:(
  
 
  
  
    No BBQ for me, but my friends went for one just today... :|