OK, this is kinda like Glottis' sword-fighting game. Someone says something and I reply. Nothing connected with gerbils, purple, orange(s), backpacks or anything that isn't rhymable. I will ignore these. I will answer with a swashbuckling bucaneer reply. OK, start
(PS, if you think I am posting crappy topics, tell me to stop.)

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Money isn't everyting, but it helps

Steve Chicken

i'm sorry..all out of ryhmes

Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

Give us something good to rhyme with, you hairy coyote whelp!

Try to fight us, you'll surely fail!

If you try to run I'll make your pretzels stale!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

i'll kick yer arse while drinking an ale

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

My insults will land on you like mighty hail!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

its too bad the sum of your wit won't even fill a pail

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

The micro brewery is conducting a sale

Let's all drink grog until we end up in jail! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/biggrin.gif)

only if the prison guard's name is dale

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

then we can get him drunk as well and avoid paying bail

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

Both the University of Toowomba and everyone at Yale

Have HUGE keg parties with plenty of ale!

We'll capture a gallion and then we'll sail

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To a far off continent, then travel by rail

We'll climb up a rugged mountain trail

-All in search of "The Holy Grail"!!! http://www.escapemi.com/forums/cool.gif)

mobydik was a giant sperm whale

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i have a physics test tomorro, i hope i dont fail

when i try and dance all i do is flail

48 year old man searching for single white female

i do hope that her name is Abigail

my dog is happy, he is wagging his tail

if those birds are not pigeons they must be quail

i have no time for this rhyming, i must get the mail

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

It must have been bad news; your face is turning pale.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

Forget the mail, let us set sail!

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

Put up the Jolly Roger and pay the deckhands at scale.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

With our blind look-out boy, who can only read braille.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

ch, ch, ch, chip and dale

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can anyone lend me a nail

remember the oregon trail?

sometimes EIM is slow as a snail

but the audio is good, u may hear guybrush exhale

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lets cancel school, what you dont know cant hurt you if nobody knows it either

Yes, but does he ever inhale?

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

...and has he ever caught a monkey by its tail?

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

If so, then please tell us the tale.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

And pray, please be thorough, leave out no detail.

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"Show me a man who's gentle and kind, and I'll show you a loser."
-Meet the Parents

well u see his lungs are very frail

and oneday he tried to no avail

to catch that monkey timmy by the tail

but then some clouds came over him like a dark vail

and the wind blew with a wicked wail

then he picked up a piece of shale

and he threw it at a nearby hay bail

which went bang!

it was such a shuddering clang