Sorry, I was just bored out of my mind and wanted to post something, I'm satisfied now
*smokes a cigar*
Sorry, I was just bored out of my mind and wanted to post something, I'm satisfied now
*smokes a cigar*
not very straight edge of you joe, is it? *tsk tsk*
I'm glad this thread is sticking with the general theme of confusion and incoherency that its title suggests.
on topic i guarantee zell will never date a girl
No wai, Zelda would never get ass antlers (
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Ass_antlers), she's classier than that.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v322/Floor_Wax/AdrianaLima-lingerie1-ALUn23_origin.jpg)
I just felt like posting that somewhere, and you guys don't care do you? (rhetorical question, I don't care what you guys care about).
You just made my happy hour
ew boobies
No wai, Zelda would never get ass antlers, she's classier than that.
what about pubic bone antlers
what about pubic bone antlers
Answering that question would require me to actually think about what you are asking, so I'll just relegate this duty to someone else. Jaymack usually has good judgment.
And what's wrong with boobies, Das?!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Booby_chick.jpg)
nipples are gross
Especially if you look up nipple deformities online and check out the before and after shots for nipple cosmetic surgery. A lot of those images are burned into the back of my mind to this very day.
To complete my desensitization. And I guess I'm a little masochistic.
ohhhh, they are SO hot in eyeliner. like voltaire = HAWT.
Or the lead singer in AFI
-_-
Must be some latent lesbian thing.
Did I ****ing call that or what?
I think now would be an appropriate time to use the smugfag smiley.
:dozey:
Did I ****ing call that or what?
I think now would be an appropriate time to use the smugfag smiley.
:dozey:
holy **** that's awesome
Milo is awesome in general, I'm not surprised.
You are on equal footing with Nostradamus, maybe even more
i'm impressed
with the smiley i mean
I'd bet zelda will date a girl when I get some action....
never...yep. Hey, I am going to homecoming though! Maybe I can take advantage of a drunk guy....
I'd bet zelda will date a girl when I get some action....
never...yep. Hey, I am going to homecoming though! Maybe I can take advantage of a drunk guy....
Make sure the drunk guy is an ardent Christian, so if he ends up knocking you up he'll be forced to marry you and help raise the child. It may be a miserable, loveless marriage, but I'm sure it'd be better than dying alone.
Good plan, or I could go to one of those public bathrooms that have combo tampon/condom machines and get one so I'm not pregnant and disowned.
or you could just give him head
Yeah, the thing is....no.
Im not even gonna go there..... this subject is better reserved for j and ray
Pertinent information:
I taste good.
something about in da mouf
that actually doesn't sound like a bad idea
too bad they already make flavored lube and ****
I'm actually quite excited for homecoming. I went shopping and got my dress today. It's black and the neckline goes down just enough, and I've got red heels and this red necklace and I'm gonna look freakin hot.
"give him head" was a phrase unknown to me
give him butt sound as good as well then
HOLY **** MAYHEM EDITED YOUR POST SITHY STRIKE BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH GREAT FURY
I thought Mayhem was gone... :cowdance
HOLY **** MAYHEM EDITED YOUR POST SITHY STRIKE BACK SWIFTLY AND WITH GREAT FURY
Hmmm... where's my ban button? *shuffles stuff on desk* I know I left it somewhere around here.
too bad they already make flavored lube and ****
They make flavored ****?! I don't believe you, Das.
I've heard numerous times my feces smells of strawberries.
Wow, mayhem came back? I've not been paying attention. Writing, homecoming, ya'll know the lot.
They make flavored ****?! I don't believe you, Das.
its true. i personally have not had the chance to indulge myself by sampling any as of yet, but i'll get around it to it at some point
I've heard numerous times my feces smells of strawberries.
i bet you have
Sithy's feces and semen.
plus naked bodies = perfect party recipe
Wow, mayhem came back? I've not been paying attention. Writing, homecoming, ya'll know the lot.
The fact that you're shouting out "I'M GOING TO HOMECOMING" makes me believe that you did not get invited due to _________ (you fill the blanks) and you're trying to make yourself feel better by trying to lie about your personal life here on the net, I hope you noticed that this is one of my longest post here on RD ever, I don't know why do I even bother...
Life-like texture ;_;
sithy hurry up find the ban button rd2 is down all the time and i want to post something else wildly inappropriate
Life-like texture ;_;
sithy hurry up find the ban button rd2 is down all the time and i want to post something else wildly inappropriate
fine fine i'll get it back up and running now