One lyric at a time:
 
 There is a house in Turner's Green,
  
 
  
  
    Where lives the ghost of Dr. Breen
  
 
  
  
    Who remains convinced that the world is very mean
  
 
  
  
    So he summoned up zombie ghoasts
  
 
  
  
    And shouted out the boast
  
 
  
  
    And along came a dastardly maiden fair
  
 
  
  
    Who sat down with a silly bear
  
 
  
  
    And shared with him a deep-fried chocolate eclair.
  
 
  
  
    The Mare asked to the bear
  
 
  
  
    "Say, that ain't no square?!"
  
 
  
  
    Was the reply: "No, 'tis a fare!"
  
 
  
  
    And then the Ghost of Breen undertook
  
 
  
  
    A book so epic that the ground shook.
  
 
  
  
    So I kicked her in her nook.
  
 
  
  
    Feeling this blow, the maiden bequeathed
  
 
  
  
    **** yall bitches imma cut you and make yo veins leak
  
 
  
  
    And in came a raven with a diamond beak
  
 
  
  
    Who, because of such a scene, could not speak
  
 
  
  
    Fluttering its wings in a manner of despair
  
 
  
  
    trying to clean manjam out of its hair.
  
 
  
  
    Upon which it picked out a freshly grown pear
  
 
  
  
    and shoved it up its butt for dare.
  
 
  
  
    "My oh my!" said a monstrous beast
  
 
  
  
    lets have a watermelon feast!
  
 
  
  
    And so out was brought the yeast
  
 
  
  
    MEET THE NEW BOSS
 
 SAME AS THE OLD BOSS
  
 
  
  
    I'M SOLD, THIS **** ISN'T GETTING OLD
  
 
  
  
    "Nay, Good Sir!" it exclaimed with vehemence
  
 
  
  
    Lets recompense, for you are a whore.
  
 
  
  
    "I'm offended!" the tiger exclaimed
  
 
  
  
    but he was a furry so I killed him with flames.
  
 
  
  
    what-ev-er happened to the...
 
 heroes?
  
 
  
  
    Amongst the ravenous, flickering flames, they were transformed into zeroes.
  
 
  
  
    and the bickering family members remained.
  
 
  
  
    Until they were convicted and blamed
  
 
  
  
    and proven to all be ashamed
  
 
  
  
    Upon which a mighty laugh escaped!
  
 
  
  
    But strangely all their mouths were taped
  
 
  
  
    and across the hills came the sounds of rape.
  
 
  
  
    then busted in was a retard in a cape
  
 
  
  
    But suddenly a flaming ball flew threw the air!
  
 
  
  
    commanderq could die and no one would care
  
 
  
  
    I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
  
 
  
  
    Zadok the Priest and Nathan the Prophet
  
 
  
  
    and the homosexual feast.
  
 
  
  
    "Oh my!" exlaimed the least
  
 
  
  
    "Black people did it", claimed the priest.