It is like a finger,
 pointing a way to the moon.
 *SLAP*
 Don't concentrate on the finger,
 or you will miss all the heavenly glory.
 
 You have offended my family,
 and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
  
 
  
  
    /me quickly dials macadian ranch
 
 "We got one here for ya!" into the phone
  
 
  
  
    silly me, to suspect some rations thing in this thread....