FIRST THINGS FIRST! This isn't a 'What are the ranks' thread... this is a 'What other ranks should the admins ad?' thread.
Yeah, I was talking to Metallus, and he said the 'Freelancer' rank is until like 10000 posts.... which is quite strange. I think we should make up more to 'suggest' they use.
I like lagomorph... that'd be a good one ;)
"Porn Addict"
"Sheep ****er"
"Burnt-out Dyslexic Heroine Addict with a Soft Spot for Small Dogs and Fluffy Cats"
Sound good to me.
"Bomb Head"
" combustible cultist "
" big goober "
" rubber pants commando "
" rodent-headed boy"
" born to fight dinosaurs "
" pantsed alien "
" helpless pinhead "
" gigantic waitress "
" 7 ft. specter of evil "
" worlds' largest prairie dog "
" psychotic freak "
" cephalopod "
" festive pinata "
" highway surfer "
" seamonkey "
" walking street trash "
" government worker "
" giant rat guy "
" deadly little bug "
" ectoplasmic manifestation "
" ebarrasing when profound "
" a deamonicky, humanoidy thing"
" hillbilly cannibal "
" swamp road fishgut slick "
" parasite "
" helatious babe "
" born to watch a snake eat a rat "
" hairy biker "
hows that? those are all from the comics
Careful what you wish for. Well, okay - at least wear protective wishing gear.
I basically set it up like iisaac's old board (everyone but admins are "freelancers") but I added the new Newbie-Hazing feature (people up to 40 or so posts are goons or unsavory goons or annying jerks or something). So, as it stands now, you're a Freelancer until you prove otherwise.
how do you prove otherwise?
Dodge this punch to the kidneys!
*BIFF*
You lose.
I say that once someone reaches a set amount of posts, about 1000 or so, maybe more, they're given the choice to select their subtitle. Think of it as a reward for being a consistent contributor to the forum, a symbol of being OG, whatever. It strikes me as a good idea, though. The Gamespy forums use that. I like that.
Yep, that's the default. Custom title is achievable at 1000 posts.
... and also you should give me one, because i'm such a cool guy.
*Kidney punch*
Quit leaving yourself open.
DAMMIT, I don't even have a kidney!
A thousand?!
Time to punch sheaday6 in the section of his body formerly known as his kidneys.
That sort of sucks... quality over quantity, right?
But then, I guess I don't really need a custom title. I like it when the others think I'm also a newbie.
... which lures them into a false sense of security, and thats when he STRIKES!
DAMMIT, take kinesiology class! The spleen is here! *points to spleen area* And you've been hitting MY ELBOW! *points to elbow*
*Grabs elbow and shoves it into kidneys*
Stop hitting yourself.
*kidney punch*
*scream*
Nope, kidney.
I can play this game
*punches self in the kidney with spleen*
Originally posted by sheaday6
DAMMIT, take kinesiology class! The spleen is here! *points to spleen area* And you've been hitting MY ELBOW! *points to elbow*
I was stabbed in my spleen in september. No joke. I know EXACTLY where it is.
I remember that. You gave us a great scare Andrew. Good that you're alright now.
*pokes AndrewL's scar with his fist*
Me too