Hey. Im kinda new here. i mostly stay in my dark hole at the Grim Fandango forums:D anyway i was wondering what everones fav joke in snm is (i know these threads are so dum but...) i like "Thats non of your damn business."
  
 
  
  
    ahhh... that was the one that made me buy the game
  
 
  
  
    Not word for word but you get the picture.
 
 From cartoon series:
 
 Sam & Max are on a boat in the sewers.
 
 Max: Ooooh, look baby alligators!
 
 Sam: Well, they're log shaped and bouyant, but I don't think they're baby alligators.
 
 Max: I think I'm going to be sick.
  
 
  
  
    i remember watching some of the cartoons. they were good. probly not so good compared to the comic, but i never read it.
  
 
  
  
    *Sam and Max's car is dinged by a guy pushing a shopping cart*
 
 Max: "Did you see that? The way he smacked my paint?"
 
 Sam: "Well, I noticed somebody smacking something, but who am i to argue with a delusional psycotic like yourself, right, little buddy? If you're upset max, I don't think you should supress it."
 
 Max: "HEY, MAN! I THINK YOU'RE NOT GOOD! I'LL NEVER BE YOUR BEST FRIEND!"
 Sam: "Ooh, you're a scary bunny."
  
 
  
  
    Akin to you, I don't remember the exact wording.
 
 - Truely, the Gods are smiling upon us!
 - I guess even the Gods know a good joke when they see one.
  
 
  
  
    Can I drive sam?
 
 Sure. if you dont mind me grabbing the dash board and screaming like a school girl?
  
 
  
  
    "Help me loosen this pole, Max!"
 
 Hahahaha, gets me everytime.
  
 
  
  
    i liked it when max goes for the letter in the cat.