Bah, you're just a kid.
 :gift: 
 Now, let's sing! :sithm: 
 Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday! *thud*
 May the candles on your cake
 burn like cities in your wake!
 Happy Birthday! *thud* Happy Birthday! *thud* 
 Death, destruction, and despair
 People dying everywhere! 
 Pestilence has struck your town
 You yourself feel quite run-down! 
 Burn the castle and storm the keep
 kill the women, but save the sheep! 
 While you eat your birthday stew
 We will loot the town for you! 
 This one lesson you must learn
 First you pillage, then you burn! 
 --The Birthday Dirge (
http://www.cs.ruu.nl/wais/html/na-dir/music/birthday-dirge-faq.html)!) :evil2: