I saw a movie last night on the BBC wich gave me an idea, let's say, if he doesn't come back here, we will send him a mail wich will only contain one word, namely : "NI"! or maybe a couple of Ni's or that Eki-Eki bit. BTW, I hope this makes sence to most of you. Otherwise visit a random Monty Python site. (yes I know, I am mad)

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No!
I am your father.

I know what you're talking about...


ARTHUR: I have no quarrel with you, but I must cross this bridge.
BLACK NIGHT: Then you shall die.
They fight and Arthur lops off the Black Knight's left arm.
ARTHUR: Now stand aside.
BLACK NIGHT: Tis but a scratch.
ARTHUR: A scratch? Your arm's off!
BLACK NIGHT: I've had worse...come on, you pansy!
They fight again, Arthur chops off the Knight's right arm.
ARTHUR: Victory is mine!
BLACK NIGHT: Had enough, eh?
ARTHUR: Look, you stupid b***ard. You've got no arms left.
BLACK NIGHT: Just a flesh wound.
He kicks Arthur, who retaliates and severs the Knight's right leg.
BLACK NIGHT: I'll do you for that!
ARTHUR: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Arthur lops off the Black Knight's remaining leg.
BLACK NIGHT: Oh, all right, we'll call it a draw.


PS: Pedro, visit my forum!

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[This message has been edited by Dave Maul (edited December 11, 2000).]

BAH!! how dare you speak "NI" to those that have been vanquished!!

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

HA! I say "NI" whenever I like!
BTW, does anyone know if "The Holy Grail" still available on video?(I coudn't record it because my mom was recording something else at the time (Inspector Morse for those who'd like to know, but it had Ian Mcdiarmid(Palpatine) in it, so it's OK))

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No!
I am your father.

Yeah, according to imdb.com (http://imdb.com) it is available on DVD and VHS. According to amazone.com, the DVD version isn't really any better than the tape version (still horrible quality, no extras except some trailers for other movies, etc).

So good luck..

Kurgan

Great! But what do you mean with "terrible quality", do you think the movie is terrible or just the terrible camera it was filmed with?

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No!
I am your father.

The grainy image of the film. And DVD's supposed to give you sharper images... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/rolleyes.gif)

I'm sure you can find it in a bargain bin somewhere. WH Smiths have a selection of "Cinema Club" videos that are about Ј5.99 and include films from those years.

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Nice, but we don't have WH Smiths over here(I did hear about it tough, on a couple of british TV-Stations we have over here).
And Dave, I registered to your forum, but when I tried to post something, it claimed that I didn't exist. Hmmm... Perhaps I should try it again.
Oh yeah, Those who like my idea of mailing to Master Qui-Gon say: "AYE". Those who don't like it say: "NI".
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[This message has been edited by Pedro The Hutt (edited December 13, 2000).]

Ah well, you can find those videos in almost any high street shop.

About the forum, I've changed the security on it, so you don't even have to register. It'd be nice though...what did you think during your brief stay?

From our discussions about which is better, DC or PS2, you seemed as though you have a Dreamcast. Do you?

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Yup, he's got a DC!

Yey, that means you can be a moderator! But you need to post something first so that it recognises you as a user.

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Well, I posted now. Nice to be on board. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/smile.gif)

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No!
I am your father.

BTW, any other great Monthy Python movies that I need to look out for in particular.
Wait... I believe that the BBC is going to air a Monthy Python movie every sunday.
Let's refrase as:
Does anyone know any great Mel Brooks movies: put your favorite here. (I can't decide between SpaceBalls and Robin Hood:Men in Tights http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

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No!
I am your father.

This Sunday it's The Meaning Of Life.

There's a Mr Grim at the door, something about reaping...

Favourite Mel Brooks movies: Dracula - Dead & Loving It, and Spaceballs.

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My personal fav is Young Frankenstien

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

I have finally chosen my favorite, this line made the difference. "how many a$$holes have we got on this ship anyhow?"*Everybody except one turns and says*:"YO!" It cracks me up every time. http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

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No!
I am your father.

Robin Hood : Men in Tights! No doubt!

That movie freaking rocks!!! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

Spaceballs, eh? need to change yout sig-

"I always have Mr. Coffee when I watch Mr. Radar."

or-

"Spaceballs? Oh s--t, there goes the planet."

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"I see", said the blind man as he picked up his hammer and saw.

I'm not even thinking of changing my sig.
And even if I would change it, it would be "I am father's brothers nephews cousins former roommate".

-"Wich makes us?".-"Absolutely nothing, and that's what you are about to be"

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No!
I am your father.

"Spaceballs the lunchbox! Spaceballs the calender! Spaceballs the FLAMETHROWER!"

"I hate it when I get my shwartz twisted!"

"careful, you idiots, I said across her nose, not up it!"

"Hey wait! You forgot to get married!"

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LOL! http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)
BTW Oninosensi, any idea what happened in the Knight Watch chat room?

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No!
I am your father.

To answer that question about the Holy Grail,you can get it on video. I saw it in my wallmart just the other day. There were about 3 or 4 copies of it. So yes you can get it on video.Try the humor section of the video section of your wal-mart for it.May not be at your wal-marts,but it's just a hunch.

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Devaronian:What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages?
Wuher:Triglingual.
Devaronian:What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages?
Wuher:Bilingual.
Devaronian:What do you call someone who speaks one language?
Wuher:Monolingual?
Devaronian:Human.

Thanks, but we don't have wall-mart over here either.
I think that I'm going to visit my local equalivant of Blockbusters (something we don't have over here either) and take a look there.
Oh yeah, just saw "The meaning of Life" yesterday. I was a quite a bit offended, but that should be because I'm a catholic. I did enjoy those Seaman-style fishes though. Just not the bits that had anything to do with reproduction or private parts.(I was raised in a very old fashioned way)

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No!
I am your father.

I heard they made TMOL because the BBC wouldn't let them.

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The Meaning of Life isn't the greatest, but some of the scenes are brilliant, especially that Catholic scene! ( Sorry Pedro )

Ah, it's nothing. But you're right, I've seen only 2 Monthy Python movies, and I must say that "The Meaning of Life" is a lot worse then "The Holy Grail", thank heavens that those Seaman are in there to save the movie. (now let's just hope that the fish in the game speak like Monthy Python members.)

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No!
I am your father.

Hang on(nice game BTW), the BBC isn't going to air a Monthy Python movie next sunday, the (censored) idiots.
Ah well, looks like I'll be playing Metropolis Street Racer on Christmas eve then.

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No!
I am your father.

Wish I could do that. I'm allowed to open 1 present on Christmas Eve, and all I have this year are a DC and some games. And I can't open the DC. So, I'm screwed...

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Now that's just stupid. who tought up something like that. Oh wait your parents did http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/wink.gif).
I'd say come over & play it over here, but I live just this tiny bit too far away.

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No!
I am your father.

We open all the presents on Christmas Eve in Norway!

You have to wait for Christmas morning for some strange reason... http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/tongue.gif)

I told you that Master Qui-Gon would come back http://www.jediknight.net/mboard/biggrin.gif)

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No!
I am your father.

or you can come to www.councilofjedi.com) (http://www.councilofjedi.com) where he posts pretty regularly and is a Mod.

Hey look, it’s Horn. http://sites.netscape.net/shotgunblues042/Smilies/Wave.gif)

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