Syndicate Wars. 
 
 The first games I ever bought were in a pack of four: Command and Conquer, Syndicate Wars, Theme Park and Simcity 2000. I could never get Theme Park to run properly. It was too old even for my ****ty old computer. Anyway, for some reason when I hear Theme Park mentioned it reminds me of Syndicate Wars. Syndicate Wars was really cool fun. My old computer was to slow for it to run really well, and my new computer is way, way too fast. Which is a shame, because I really like that game.
  
 
  
  
    GendoTheGreat
 (because that was a wild and wooly
 response to Theme Park, now I am going 
 to think of Gendo in a Syndicate War
 everytime I hear Theme Park mentioned.)
 :D
  
 
  
  
    Dobby the House Elf.
 
 *Harry Potter 
 and the Chamber of Secrets
 is coming soon.
 Now there is a good movie.
 'Harry Potter 
 and the Philosopher's Stone.'
 much better than 'Lost Highway'
 in fact so was Young Einstein
 starring Yahoo Serious.*
 
 
 :D
  
 
  
  
    Bobby the convicted rapist
  
 
  
  
    Bubbly the Anebriated Grapeist
 ;)
  
 
  
  
    Bobby the undead denizen of Satan
  
 
  
  
    Nobby the AnhkMorpork guard
 who drives a Saturn.
  
 
  
  
    Nobby sux nuts! (Boo, hiss!) All hail Bobby! (Yay! Yay!)
  
 
  
  
    Bobby Sexton and his all Nun Choir
  
 
  
  
    Bobby the reticulated Spline
  
 
  
  
    Bobby the bespectaloral sphinxtor
 
 *I think Gendo we need, you need 
 to start a thread called Bobby's world
 if we are going on like this.*
 :D
  
 
  
  
    Bobby the personified super-ego
  
 
  
  
    Bobby let go of my F@#&ing Eggo!
  
 
  
  
    Bobby the bible-bashing extreme right-wing thug
  
 
  
  
    Bobby the Bubble Bobble playing Ladybug
  
 
  
  
    Blotto the mighty morphing wibble-wobble
  
 
  
  
    Onslo the nightly dolphin scrabble champ
 
 *and hello to a new forum member too!*
  
 
  
  
    Humptydumpty the hyper-dyper, cake-eating dart-maniac
 
 Oh, and kudos to you, DarthEggplant. 
 :)
  
 
  
  
    I've always meant to ask; what the heck is a "Kudo"? Everyone says it, but I don't think they know what it means. I sure as hell don't.
  
 
  
  
    To be honest...I have no idea. I just use this expression instead of "thanks" without knowing why.
 
 :(
  
 
  
  
    *silently, 
 the Society of the Origami Crane
 sneaks up on GendoTheGreat 
 and commits Kabuki on him. 
 Kudos is the japanese equivilant 
 of a chicago Gyros;
 only a Kudos is tempura squid 
 and rice wrapped up in seaweed 
 instead of a Pita.*
 
 oh yes and...
 
 Lumpty Clumpty the scuba diapper, 
 coral clinging deep sea Anenome.
  
 
  
  
    Slurpy McSlurp the squishi-squashi drinking, woodchuck chucking woodchuck
  
 
  
  
    Burpey Bobby McBooby 
 the blinking, winking, stinking,
 sushi samuri BooGoo blowing bubble headed
 blowfish rat catcher deluxe
  
 
  
  
    Abe is da Fish
 Barney is the Miller
 and Nick still makes 
 a really bad pot of coffee
  
 
  
  
    Available now, for a limited time...
 
 The homemade low-yield nuclear device!*
 
 Perfect for impressing your friends and superiors\subordinates at your next NRA\Klan\Scientology gathering! 
 
 Don't miss out on this fabulous oppourtunity! Order now, while they're still relatively stable!
 
 (* No guarantees against obliteration and\or irradiation of all life forms in a 5-15 mile radius.)
  
 
  
  
    funny because I think 
 the US military considered 
 the idea of Nuclear Handgrenades,
 but the soldiers did give the trials
 a glowing evaluation
 ;)
  
 
  
  
    Today is Sunday. I almost wish I had a church to go to.
 
 I say again; almost.
  
 
  
  
    worship at the temple of selfdom
 then you Aethistic, Arrogant,
 Non Pagen Astrology disbeliever.
 or go throw some rocks at some drop bears.
 hey, I think I hear some Dingos
 running away with your new HDD.
 :D
  
 
  
  
    I worship at Dog's holy Crutch of the Trinny Tie
  
 
  
  
    Prime Cults please,
 Grade A, Free Range,
 organically grain fed,
 animal cruelty free,
 and skinless and deboned
 for health reasons.
 
 ah yes the church of Dog
 haven for dislexic aethesitis;
 staying up late,
 and praying to Dog
 so you won't have to.
 
 *and a word I guess for cults*
 
 Mac
  
 
  
  
    "You've got line of sight and a flat trajectory, take him out!"
 
 "But sir, we have no more applesauce!"
 
 "Damn! Summon the Monopoly set!"
  
 
  
  
    Rock on 4 eva n eva n aye.