http://www.geocities.com/mark_a_brown/CaptDork.txt) 
 :rofl:
 Could this guy possibly look any dorkier?!? 
 Something about the smile being way too toothy. Talk about "Captain Cardboard." :D 
 On the bright side, he'd probably scare the klingons away. Come to that, he'd certainly scare me away.
  
 
 
  
  
    Originally posted by BeastMaster 
 http://www.geocities.com/mark_a_brown/CaptDork.txt) 
 :rofl:
 Could this guy possibly look any dorkier?!? 
 Something about the smile being way too toothy. Talk about "Captain Cardboard." :D 
 On the bright side, he'd probably scare the klingons away. Come to that, he'd certainly scare me away.  
 LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 :rofl: 
 What is this? Tommy Hilfiger Trying his hand at Star Trek wear? 
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    Looks more like a Star Trek uniform.
  
 
  
  
    It's from the "Quark's Bazaar" section of the latest Communicator.
 
 I didn't bother scanning the whole spread (they have the three division colours, and a female vulcan uniform), because the other models look, well, normal.
 
 Though the vulcan chick is a little cuter than "fish lips" T'Pol. 
 
 Incidentally, the Enterprise uniforms actually look much more show-accurate than the others; the obvious zippers don't look too out-of-place.
  
 
  
  
    He kind of reminds me of The Green Goblin. :eek: