greetings to all 
 GF forum newbies!
 from the round purple one:
 DarthEggplant 
 'Do you know where 
 you left your keys?' 
 in case you have ever found yourselves
 pondering this question or even some of
 life's deeper questions, I may be able 
 to help you along your way towards 
 the 9th Underworld, 
 with Astrology Fandango!
 the Excelsior line of Horoscopes.
 daily, weekly and monthly
 Grim Horoscopes can be found at my
 GF fansite called Calaverablanca.
 you can access my fan site 
 through the link provided in my signature. 
 as for Astrology Fandango
 here are two sample grim horoscopes 
 for calendar date October 1st, 2002. 
 Celso 'the pedestrian' aka Capricorn 
 You may be surprised when Sith Cow's 
 give in to the Dark Side of The Force.
 You never expected that so much passion 
 lay at the hoofs of such udderly calm creatures.  
 Velasco 'the fishmonger' aka Pisces 
 Refusing to acknowledge a problem 
 will not make it go away. 
 Embracing the problem may not be 
 the best solution either.  
 *man what a Bogus 
 No Help Horoscope this is!* 
 follow this link 
 and bookmark the page
 if you wish to know 
 what The Wheel of Fate
 has in store for you. 
 Astrology Fandango
 (
http://www.geocities.com/calaverablanca/astrologyfandango.html)