Spam Teriyaki with pinapple and rice

Aloha! did you know that in Hawaii,
Spam is quite the creature comfort food?
yes grocery stores and supermarkets
in Hawaii sell quite a lot of the stuff,
as do stores here as well.
Anyhow, Spam Teriyaki is quick and easy to make.
Take a can 'O' Spam, and marinade it along with
pinnapple, spears, tidbits, crushed, rings;
(your choice), and then fry it in a pan
on the stove, and serve it on a bed of steamed rice.
and for fun and ambience; try using chopsticks,
(easy even for novices, Spam is easily spearable)
and play Don Ho's Greatest hits as mood music.

And for those special occassions;
invite that special someone over
for a candle light dinner,
and be sure to greet them with a Lay
as they step in the door,
and a Lay before they leave:
that way they'll be sure to come back for more.
;->

sounds very yummy. I'll make that sometimes, but note that almost every recipe I read I'll say i'll make but I end never getting around to doing it. But I love anything teriyaki so i might.

I just realized spam backwards is maps.

*that also means that
if you and I, Jofa
make and eat this meal;
then we'll both be 'men of the world'
so to speak:
or is that just another
cartographers conspiracy?*