Hi! here's an idea for a good forum game, 1 person tells an insult,
 then, someone else says a comeback for it, and then starts a nother insult, for example
 
 peson 1: Insult:blah blah
 
 person 2: comeback:blah blah
 
 Insult: blah blah
 Ok, I'll start us off,
 
 Insult:you fight like a dairy farmer!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 -pHILBRUSH
  
 
  
  
    comeback: yeah, well, blah blah to you, too!
 insult: blah blah blah- >:P. take that! :p
 
 no, but seriously- 
 insult: you're a trogledytic moron!
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by pHILBRUSH 
 
 
 Insult:you fight like a dairy farmer!!!
 
 
 
 How appropriate, you fight like a cow
  
 
  
  
    This thread could be potentionally hazardous to human mental health. I suggest it be stopped imediately. :disaprove
  
 
  
  
    Even my hair fights better than you
  
 
  
  
    must have taught you everything you know!!!
 
 you fight like a feezlebub with a frigblow!!!
  
 
  
  
    erm.....
 
 Atleast my swordplay can be identified
 ;)
 
 You smell like a horses back end
  
 
  
  
    at least i don't look like one.
 
 hey baby, you can rock my boat any day of the week.
 
 oh wait, this isn't the pickup line
 
 You loook like a milfred!!!
  
 
  
  
    well, you look like a winnifred!:confused:
 
 you have the intelligence of a gnat!
  
 
  
  
    and you dont have any intelligence at all
 
 (does it have to rhime?)
 
 i can squize you like a little bug
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by pHILBRUSH 
 Hi! here's an idea for a good forum game, 1 person tells an insult,
 then, someone else says a comeback for it, and then starts a nother insult, for example
 
 peson 1: Insult:blah blah
 
 person 2: comeback:blah blah
 
 Insult: blah blah
 Ok, I'll start us off,
 
 Insult:you fight like a dairy farmer!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 -pHILBRUSH 
 
 wow this thread is the stupidest idea ever :eek: i dont know how a person can think of such a thread unless your brain is incredibley.....
 
 V person 2.....
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Al-back from the BigWhoop 
 
 
 i can squize you like a little bug 
 
 You give small insects hugs?
 
 
 My wit is 10 x sharper than your sword
  
 
  
  
    Bun only half as sharp as a cannon ball.
 
 you have stupid hair!!!
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Neil Joshi 
 
 you have stupid hair!!! 
 
 whoa man, that's just low!:eek:
  
 
  
  
    At least my hair isn't a toupee
 
 When people see me draw my sword they run away
  
 
  
  
    Even before they smell your breath
 
 Your so fat you have to put your pants on with a bumerang(spelling mistakes and i couldnt think of anything else)
  
 
  
  
    that didnt make any sense
 
 
 
 in my entire life i have never been defeated
  
 
  
  
    You run THAT fast!!!
 (yeah, i know!)
 
 You're so fat you have to put your belt on with a boomerang!!!
  
 
  
  
    at least i actually know how to put on a belt!!!
 
 your brain is non-existent!
  
 
  
  
    Wow, four and a half words, that must have hurt but then again isn't it dangerous to use ones entire vocabulary in a single sentance?
 
 (Hah! Comback and insult all in one, I rule!)
  
 
  
  
    Ummm, could you repeat that? :D
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Neil Joshi 
 isn't it dangerous to use ones entire vocabulary in a single sentance?
 its a problem you have to face everyday.
 
 
 come here and fight me like a man?
  
 
  
  
    Sorry, but I can't hurt a woman.
 
 
 
 
 the worst day in your parents life was the day you were born!
  
 
  
  
    yeah, but the years have made up for it
 
 (I hope I am not interrupting)
 
 Your rear so wide, it got pull of it's own
  
 
  
  
    you think my bum has pull? must run in da family den eh, big bro?:D 
 
 you are so big your doorways have to be six foot wide!
  
 
  
  
    That's cuz I invited you round!
 
 You're so thin if you went sideways and stuck out yer toungue, you'd look like a zipper.
  
 
  
  
    So, you're getting ready to fly, eh?
 
 I can't beleve that out of 2 million sperm, you were the one that won!
  
 
  
  
    one in two million, that's gotta be good.
 
 You're so stupid, you stole free bread!
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Black Mamba 
 wow this thread is the stupidest idea ever :eek: i dont know how a person can think of such a thread unless your brain is incredibley..... 
 V person 2.....  
 :wstupid:  
http://www.themanipulation.com/worsttopic.jpg)
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Neil Joshi 
 one in two million, that's gotta be good.
 
 You're so stupid, you stole free bread! 
 
 you have to do anything to be fed
 
 Your so lonely your best friend is your parrot!
  
 
  
  
    at least i have some friends.
 
 you're so deathly skinny, you can fit in an envelope!
  
 
  
  
    yeah, a 2x2 meters enveloped 
 
 u r so old, your birth certificate says "expired"
  
 
  
  
    Well atleast mine doesn't say "unidentified"
 
 Run away before i cut you in-half
  
 
  
  
    cut me in half with what? your "sharp" wit?
 
 you deserve to be attacked by crazy potato aliens!
  
 
  
  
    I could deep fry everything you throw at me! :D
 
 Your head looks like it was just chewed up by a rabid wolf, you mutant!
  
 
  
  
    which means you need glasses
 
 you ahev the brain powers of a merangue pie.
  
 
  
  
    and you have no brain power at all.
 
 you're so small in this world, you could never become as great as me!
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Darth Groovy 
 :wstupid:  
http://www.themanipulation.com/worsttopic.jpg)  
 :rolleyes: im not aloud to say anyhting too, apperantly i cant say anything to a mod, or ill get banned but i will say this and if you want tto read it Groovy highlight 
 dont EVER call me stupid again 
 you started it
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Das Mole 
 and you have no brain power at all.
 
 you're so small in this world, you could never become as great as me! 
 
 if i was as big as you, i would go on a diet or shoot myself, wotever happens first.
 
 you dont have the guts to attack me
  
 
  
  
    no but i have the balls ;)
 
 If you give up i will understand
  
 
  
  
    understand what? that you scared me away with your idiocy?
 
 you're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor didn't know which end to diaper!
  
 
  
  
    at least he didn't turn around and slap my mother like he did yours.
 
 you're as ugly as a systematic johnson!
  
 
  
  
    erm... well... your even uglier than a systematic johnson
 
 feh, i could have done better, but im lazy. bsides, i dont know wot a systematic johnson is. and you dont know it either.
  
 
  
  
    Originally posted by Neil Joshi 
 you're as ugly as a systematic johnson! 
 
 If im ugly then woah, i must beautiful compared to you. 
 
 You are so fat on your passport it says picture to be continued on the other side.
  
 
  
  
    At least *my* passport picture did not break the camera.
 
 These many notches on my belt signify the number of men I have slain just yesterday in my wrath.
  
 
  
  
    oh, i see. you mean you ate them, so you have to widen the belt so wide, and that's why it has so many notches on it, i gotcha.
 
 you're so vile, you don't deserve to live.
  
 
  
  
    that may be so, but no1 can kill me, so u ll just have to get over it.
 
 im gonna beat ye with yer own legs!
  
 
  
  
    So you admit that only pieces of my own self are fit enough to beat me?
 
 You're a piece of slippery, grimey, grog-gone-bad colored, drunken monkey-armpit-smelling, fatuous barnacle-covered simpleton so unworthy to be graced with my presence that there are no methods of extinguishing you that inflict the proper amount of excrusiating pain and suffering you deserve!
  
 
  
  
    oh, did you have to look in the dictionary to get some of those words?
 
 you're nastier than the lunchroom's mystery meat of the day!