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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: Vatican Has Been Sued
  Darth Avlectus
04-23-2010, 11:57 PM
#20
I have been reluctant to post here. I'm quite torn over this. On the one hand I want to support the sovereignty of the church. I think sovereignty for all religions is a crucially important thing. It is not the organization that is bad, it is the pe...  [Read More]
Posted in: Whos better, Carth or Atton?
  Darth Avlectus
04-18-2010, 12:07 AM
#30
Look, Allronix, your epic fanfic is coming true! :xp:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Whos better, Carth or Atton?
  Darth Avlectus
04-16-2010, 2:39 AM
#28
Well, tatooine would, but where's all the water? :xp: From a guy's perspective: As a male exile his harshness towards others comes across more as unspoken loyalty. Well Atton is only kind of creepy, playing as a fem exile. But so was it kind of cre...  [Read More]
Posted in: Whos better, Carth or Atton?
  Darth Avlectus
04-15-2010, 12:04 AM
#26
Ah, to hell with both of them. Kick 'em off a cliff. To their credit they both want a piece of hawt jedi arse. One whines, the other I guess is a creep. *shrug* harharhar...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-23-2010, 7:41 PM
#918
Good idea unless it does no good--I'd rather not see any friends injured that way or in any way, really. Shaking up your chocolate milk by putting it in a crate made of resilient material and letting it tumble down 3 flights of stairs....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-22-2010, 9:44 PM
#914
Impossible idea: Ehh, no...just......no. Not gonna happen. Impossible, or is it? Giving lolly-pops free with cavity searches....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-22-2010, 6:19 PM
#911
Only a good idea if you have sufficient tranquilizers! (Well, actually you might need a bit of hand to hand combat experience on how to beat a boxer far out of his prime.) Attempting to assassinate Dr. Wily....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-21-2010, 5:19 PM
#908
Good idea if 1) you live alone 2) you live with anyone else who understands that line of humor. Bad idea for people who live with someone who wouldn't understand. .......all the while I'm not even counting whether or not one actually intends to car...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 8:28 PM
#906
Neutral: The car battery won't really get much harm, and the microwave will just keck. @ mandalor: Apparently not enough trek to get that...and I watched a bit here and there. Microwaving mostly expired (translation: un-lit and now physically compr...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 6:47 PM
#903
Unknown to Neutral: Why???????? Calling beating-to-knockoff contests with the GTA San Andreas 'purple toy' atop the "giant bridge" beat-off contests....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 1:34 AM
#901
Neutral: While I'd be all for that idea...if you're doing that for a profit that's going to be a bit of a snag... Having Christopher Lee as your passenger in your monster truck while you do a triple duty rodeo-cruncho grand championship....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-17-2010, 4:40 PM
#899
Bad idea: If I fart while you try, YOU'LL be the one to end up on fire. Getting on the GMOD idiot box professor's bad side if you don't want to hear the most annoying sound in the world. (hint to those not in the know: just watch a few episodes on Y...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-15-2010, 3:58 PM
#897
Neutral: That would depend upon that the effigies in question are made out of... Sending a swat team after Jason Voorhees in hopes their combined efforts would at last destroy him....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
04-15-2010, 12:23 AM
#894
Great idea: ultimately nobody is left standing. And no politician is trustworthy anyways. BTW, I'm sure I could troubleshoot what went wrong with it. Hell anyone could--it isn't really rocket science. Though off hand I would estimate it's kind of obv...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
04-21-2010, 5:24 PM
#1740
Granted, and you're first, the now real Dr. Wily eventually. I wish little dogs didn't get jiggy with leather coats....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Ruin a Wish Foundation
  Darth Avlectus
04-21-2010, 2:52 AM
#1738
Granted: It's so cheap it also has a 95% mortality rate and 100% survivor debilitation rate--but hey, it's space travel and it's widespread! I wish Dr. Wily was for real all jacking cars and stuff for his robots....  [Read More]
Posted in: Add two words game
  Darth Avlectus
04-23-2010, 7:43 PM
#814
Buckle up, for tomato devil and his mini-me promise to conquer the entire eastern African nation with giant spandex wearing barest giraffes. That's what happened when Hitler's ghost arose from his deep grave and screamed, "Salt Jedi shall not be...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-22-2010, 3:37 AM
#2598
You'd have gotten laser surgery in your colon, apparently. What about if Ed pissed off Red?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-22-2010, 1:29 AM
#2596
When my foot finds its way up your ass. http://tubatv.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/red_forman.jpg) Where is that durf-mcwoofsky going to land?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-21-2010, 11:09 AM
#2594
Because I already felt up your mom in private. Why is it every time I start a conquest for feeling up their mothers, people gotta get all bent out of shape about it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-21-2010, 2:50 AM
#2592
They don't want to call me daddy. Why not have hal as your daddy instead?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-21-2010, 1:40 AM
#2590
Because my "mom" isn't actually related to me, just like *your* mom isn't either. And you'll be next if you aren't careful. Why is it every time I'm feeling up their mothers, someone always has a problem with it?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 6:48 PM
#2588
Only as many as there needs to be. :p Why is your mom asleep on my front lawn? :dev9:...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 12:57 AM
#2586
I dunno I must've shaved with that son of a ***** a thousand times. How many times?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
04-20-2010, 12:38 AM
#2584
That depends. Why didn't my shaver work? (Hint: misfits scene on big money hustlas)...  [Read More]
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