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Darth Avlectus

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Posted in: What's your Wallpaper? (56k ouchies)
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2009, 3:35 AM
#1165
I'm only somewhat of a seinfeld fan but I figure everyone here will get a kick out of this: http://lucasforums.com/picture.php?albumid=327&pictureid=3717)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Finish the Sentence game
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 11:44 AM
#6
I'll _____ your ______. I'll "plink" your mama. Who th F*** keeps _____ _____ ______ every time I say _______ _______?!...  [Read More]
Posted in: Finish the Sentence game
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 1:33 AM
#4
"Say ____ _____ ______, I ____ ___!! Say ____ one more ______ _____!" SAY WHAT Ah- geein, I dareya Idoubledareyamutha****kah!! Say WHAT one more G*wddamn time! But ______, I thought you liked having _______ ________ _____ and _____ on yo...  [Read More]
Posted in: Finish the Sentence game
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 12:52 AM
#2
Ok so this is like madlibs or whatever those books are called. All you do Is finish the sentence above you and add a new one. My ___?___ itchs!!! Reply: My butt? HELLA itches!!! I'm afraid that the ____ ____ will be quite _____ when _____ _____...  [Read More]
Posted in: Evolution or Creation
  Darth Avlectus
07-23-2009, 10:21 PM
#132
It does not. People who say it does do not understand it. Which is why Evolution vs Creation arguments boil down to nonsense. Because we end up arguing apples and oranges. This is very true. Probably is reason for why people are finding crosses bet...  [Read More]
Posted in: Evolution or Creation
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2009, 7:16 PM
#93
Like what? Whence self-awareness came from and came about. What the environmental conditions are, required to evolve a being into conscious self awareness. *is very interested in learning how to prove a negative* One side says Can't prove it = fa...  [Read More]
Posted in: Evolution or Creation
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 5:13 PM
#3
There was several other threads here in Kavar's on this subject before, and the Senate. Similarly related, anyways. I'd say while it's a good theory and there might be scientific evidence to back up claims of evolution, it still doesn't cover everyt...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 11:48 AM
#226
An Asian in Sweden near that bathroom with peepers. Seriously, you *know* it would be like that. http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/23500/Dwarfs--23921.jpg)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 1:25 AM
#224
CHUCKIE CLONES! In New York! http://www.dymaxionweb.com/kulturedrome/Hair%20Metal.jpg)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 12:48 AM
#222
Resident Evil: infinities. :dev11: http://gadgets.boingboing.net/jack-corrected.jpg)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 12:29 AM
#220
^^^Flinstones decides to make a comeback. http://bulk2.destructoid.com/ul/130054-unrelated.jpg)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2009, 7:35 PM
#211
^^^ Zebra: HEY! THANKS BUDDY! --That camel was such a jerk to you, but you can share food with me anytime! Giraffe: I was steling his food, idiot. You still owe me for this, something MORE that sharing food. I wan't my $300 for fast food. === http:/...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2009, 2:53 AM
#207
Uhh, colorectal exams practice, in 70's esque MTV style...Where can *I* sign up to poke the funny little boxes and give them a rectal exam? http://twelveteen.com/pics/d/1866-1/4chan+_Pic+Unrelated.jpg)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2009, 2:23 AM
#205
^^^I'ts barrier cone man monster, megaman's newest adversary built by Dr Wily. Second time that picture was used. Looks like Te Mirdala has just been challenged. :smirk2: ========================== http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/cel...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 5:04 PM
#198
^^^Swallowed Te Mirdala on its leap, unfortunately a tornado gail threw it miles inland...this is the result... ================================ http://blog.silive.com/advanceupdate/2007/07/hit.jpg)...  [Read More]
Posted in: Try to explain the picture above you!
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 5:17 AM
#196
^^^Taiji Qian long form of Gong Fuu--exercise. Amazing feat at such an age. :D http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/wtf-pics-butt-inspections.jpg) Note: DEEEAAAAAAAMN! Where is your head at? srsly...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-24-2009, 12:32 AM
#451
Bad Idea, the monkey army and I are not exactly on the best of terms... Selling Toten an abandoned factory equipped with an X-ray machine and plenty of factory machines of questionalbe working order for $1....  [Read More]
Posted in: The Good Idea/Bad Idea Game
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 5:12 AM
#445
Only works if you're a person in a GTA game, or a movie. Otherwise "Yousa in BIG DOODOO" as the gungan militia man said. Camel spit machine gun as a sentry scout cannon for the monkey trebuchet....  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2009, 10:45 PM
#152
I'd scrape him up off the sidewalk and put him on the grill--of my nemesis' barbecue set. What if Home Alone was actually a violent gay porn, co-starring Michael Jackson and the bad guys were not called the wet bandits, but the butt-bandits? :dev8:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-22-2009, 7:26 PM
#144
We would not be here or as stupid as we are. :devsmoke: What if I had a monkey petting zoo?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 5:20 AM
#142
We'd all have a *really painful* time on the toilet when it exits the other end--and you better not laugh about hemorrhoids, since you have yet to discover what I'm talkin' about there buster. What if the princess had no choice but to accept weegie...  [Read More]
Posted in: The What if game
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 4:10 AM
#140
I'd appear to be everywhere at once and he'd still miss me, I'd close in when he slipped up and ran out of monkey doodey, and it would seem like I was weilding 8 "toys" (picked up from the san andreas police department) instead of just one....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 5:22 AM
#2320
Because it's a rottwieller! Why do them bugs like dirty women?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 4:14 AM
#2318
I like to freeze paintballs and mingle them with pepperballs, and shoot random people in the middle of the night with it. Just before filming bestiality sessions with farm animals done by sick people. I make hundreds of millions a year from all the c...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ask A Stupid Question And Get A Stupid Answer
  Darth Avlectus
07-21-2009, 3:48 AM
#2316
Only as big as the game itself. Who likes to harass farm animals?...  [Read More]
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