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itchythesamurai

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Posted in: regarding cheez
  itchythesamurai
06-21-2007, 2:49 AM
#13
...she's riding away on the whale. I don't know how you could make that post in clear conscience without adding pictures. Also, Quentin Tarantino is an honorary black man. Spike Lee made it so....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam and Max Finally on DVD
  itchythesamurai
06-22-2007, 4:26 AM
#21
That reminds me of the lame-o censorship for the NES version of Maniac Mansion, which somehow failed to cover exploding a hamster in a microwave....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam and Max Finally on DVD
  itchythesamurai
06-21-2007, 2:18 AM
#19
What was wrong with Fools Die One Friday? They left out episode eleven on The Tick season one DVD. I wasn't all that cheesed off though because it happened to be a terrible episode....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam and Max Finally on DVD
  itchythesamurai
06-21-2007, 1:51 AM
#16
I liked Keith Richards in it, but that was the extent of my enjoyment of the movie....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam and Max Finally on DVD
  itchythesamurai
06-21-2007, 1:40 AM
#14
Yeah, well so was Chow Yun-Fat's performance in At World's End. Absolutely abysmal....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam and Max Finally on DVD
  itchythesamurai
06-21-2007, 1:15 AM
#12
Pirate streams? Like when Johnny Depp takes a leak? Aha, those movies blow worse than my one-liners....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam and Max Finally on DVD
  itchythesamurai
06-20-2007, 10:41 PM
#9
A sentence not uncommon when girls get to know Ray's Bayliner. I want to ride the boat...and I don't even care if the three hour tour goes overboard. :naughty:...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Random Crap thread
  itchythesamurai
06-25-2007, 6:04 AM
#185
#96. put some frozen yoghurt (yes that's how they spelled it) or a flavored ice pop in your vagina. after leaving it there for a while, replace it with his penis. the heat of his organ will feel great against your cold skin. Aha! I knew Go-Gurt had...  [Read More]
Posted in: Crappy drawing
  itchythesamurai
06-20-2007, 10:37 PM
#4
Willickers mister, I hope you aren't late. Would hate to have to pony up the cash to send flowers to the funeral service! Badum-ching....  [Read More]
Posted in: Crappy drawing
  itchythesamurai
06-11-2007, 2:53 AM
#2
Aw, I like it. Don't call it bad, just pass it off as your own unique Shmargin-style, eh, ehhh?...  [Read More]
Posted in: more musics
  itchythesamurai
06-11-2007, 3:00 AM
#14
No way, man, we all know Jesse Custer is Jesus Christ. C'mon, magical God powers, the initials JC? Stop fooling yourself. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PreacherCuster.jpg) Comic book reference...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  itchythesamurai
06-22-2007, 4:36 AM
#158
#162 Why doesn't Steven Seagal have his own reality show/network/country/world? There is an energy drink with his name and face on it. Good God man, what more can we ask from Steven Seagal?! http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/Seagal_dr...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Big List of Things You Learned From RD
  itchythesamurai
06-21-2007, 12:00 AM
#153
#179 That Eric knows how to pack the funny, even while revealing his love for child abuse. <3...  [Read More]
Posted in: Ayveyrey
  itchythesamurai
04-28-2007, 9:22 PM
#42
C'mon Jmac, we all know He's just getting low to appeal to today's youth....  [Read More]
Posted in: Ayveyrey
  itchythesamurai
04-28-2007, 9:12 PM
#39
Was there much kissing of the ring?...  [Read More]
Posted in: The Thread Thread
  itchythesamurai
04-28-2007, 10:17 PM
#29
JAE IS THE WINNER!! YOU HAVE RECIEVED THE GAND PRIZE!! I thought we were done with Star Wars puns? (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Gand)...  [Read More]
Posted in: What Have You Contributed?
  itchythesamurai
04-16-2007, 12:07 AM
#40
I've contributed oodles of love and friendliness and made the world a better place! Also, I've probably talked a few people down from suicide, one of which will undoubtedly save the world in the near future....  [Read More]
Posted in: SORRY
  itchythesamurai
04-16-2007, 9:49 PM
#32
My mouth is da icon of aRDee, you should be jealous, not sorry! Just you watch, some corporate bigwig is going to be shown these spinning teeth on the Internets and track you down. Before you know it, you'll be signing away the rights to your mouth...  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  itchythesamurai
04-28-2007, 1:09 AM
#42
Suitable for the bunch of pretentious dickwads that attend that school, I'd say. Well, guess it's a good thing I'm not going to Rice now. University of Texas, Liberal Arts Honors. Which pejorative does that earn me, Sean? (Also, I have a Wii now if...  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  itchythesamurai
04-22-2007, 9:28 PM
#32
Since when did the swear filter start blocking out pork?...  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  itchythesamurai
04-22-2007, 8:17 PM
#30
Its all Bryan's fault for not moving it, we should pay some chick to peg him. I seriously doubt you have that kind of cash readily available. The thought occurred to me to move the thread, but I didn't want to hamper such an uncharacteristically pro...  [Read More]
Posted in: Living up to expectations?
  itchythesamurai
04-16-2007, 9:34 PM
#18
Hey man, vagina dentata never gets old...and it can result in broken records. I thought it was fitting....  [Read More]
Posted in: Sam & Max Freelance Police Episodes
  itchythesamurai
06-11-2007, 2:47 AM
#29
My tapes have a few spots because of a bad VCR eating the tape a while back. Dude, you ever see Videodrome, where James Woods gets like that creepy vaginal opening on his abdomen and people put like Betamax tapes inside it? Good stuff....  [Read More]
Posted in: Preorder from EBGAMES
  itchythesamurai
04-28-2007, 12:56 AM
#34
Hey ladies, why don't you preorder a dildo? Legally, I could get into an adult novelty shop, but the opportunity just hasn't arisen. Gerbil, is it like everything I hope it will be??...  [Read More]
Posted in: Preorder from EBGAMES
  itchythesamurai
04-22-2007, 8:23 PM
#30
Here's some food for thought: why don't you pre-order the new Sam & Max game that actually exists? (http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=646990)...  [Read More]
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