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Granted, but there are no such thing as swords.

I wish that my bed would make itself...

Granted, but it does so while you're in it, and suffocates you.

I wish for the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Granted, but Glados hates you, and destroys you using turrets.

I wish I had Knight's armor.

Granted, but it weighs the equivelent of 12 school buses

Granted. It's the Pepsi Knight's armour, and the Beerbarian is about to kill you.

I wish people (myself included) understood the reference better.

Granted, but now that we understand, we know that we were happier in our ignorance.

I wish that I didn't get so far behind on this topic.

Granted, but now you're too far ahead.

I wish I could figure out better responses.

Granted, but everybody shoots you for being too good.

I wish the Christmas decorations were up.

Granted, but it's after Christmas.

I wish that I could find a good free site to download music from.

Granted, but it's an illegal one.

I wish people weren't idiots.

Granted, but they invent warp drive and tick off the Borg, and they come and assimilate you.

I wish I wasn't getting sick.

Granted, but the universe can't cope with the change and ends itself.

I wish I had no contempt for humanity.

Granted. but humanity hates you for it and kills you

I wish my christmas tree hadn't caught on fire

^ Granted, your house caught on fire instead...

I wish Endorenna would finish her fanfic...

Granted. but it sucks because it was rushed.

I wish I had NaruHina tree decorations to put up

granted, but is quickly replaced by NaruSaku

I wish I had a 360 ;_;

Granted, but you get the special edition--you know, the one with the red ring of death built in?

I wish the DS9 series would end and put me out of my misery.


I wish Endorenna would finish her fanfic...

Hey hey hey! That thing's long! It takes time! :xp: :lol:

But I will do my best to fulfill said wish, nonetheless. :p

Granted. but then an even worse series comes along

I wish my PS2 hadn't gone up in flames

Granted; your PS3 went up in flames.

I wish I had enough money to get the DLC packs for TFU.

Granted, but then taxes increase and you lose all your money.

I wish I didn't have this limp.

Granted. someone cuts off your legs so you don't limp anymore

I wish I had a pizza that I could put up on display

Granted, but that means you can't eat it.

I wish to eat Chev's pizza on display.

Granted, but it's so old, that you get food poisoning, oh, and the security gets you.

I wish that I had a super-warm coat.

Granted. You're the first person in the world to wear a coat that sets you on fire.

I wish for more irony.

Granted, but ironically, after wishing this, you are annoyed greatly, and wish there was no irony.

I wish that I had a jet-car.

Granted, but the brakes don't work.

I wish for an electric guitar.

Granted, but you take into a pool with you, and seeing as its electric....you get the picture.

I wish I had better wishes.

Granted, but they're never granted.

I wish my next wish doesn't get ruined.

Granted, but this one does.

I wish I could find a good avatar.

Granted, but it has a virus on it, and all the text you can see on your computer now says "Bad Wolf"

I wish for a Sonic Screwdriver.

Granted. but it takes you to the end of the universe where you are eaten by the future kind

I wish I had a really really big pizza I could stare at for hours on end

Granted, but you never think to eat it and starve to death.

I wish for a Tau Pulse Rifle from Warhammer 40,000.

Granted. But it blows up and kills you.

I wish I had two Giant pizzas to stare at for hours on end.
And i could eat one

Granted but the one you eat is so big you overeat and die.

I wish for $Texas.

Granted. but the shock of getting it kills you

I wish I could Travel with the Doctor in the TARDIS

Granted, but people think of you as the next Adam Mitchell.

I wish Jude Law would replace David Tennant as the Doctor.

^ Granted, but in a freak accident they both die...

I wish that I'd come up with a better wish...

Hey hey hey! That thing's long! It takes time! :xp: :lol:

But I will do my best to fulfill said wish, nonetheless. :p

Yay! :clap2:

Granted, but it never comes true.

I wish the BBC would announce who's actually going to play the Eleventh Doctor.

Granted. It's David Radcliff

I wish I could own my very own TARDIS

Granted, but since you forgot to put a verb in there, noone, not even you, knows what you did with it.

I wish could figure out transdimensional engineering.

Granted, but you get thrown into fluidic space with species 8472...

I wish I could get to sleep.

Granted. You ODed on valium and you never wake up.

I wish I didn't need sleep.

Granted. But you get cranky and then the Tenth Doctor Comes along and kills you

I wish I had a giant milkshake to stare at for days on end

Granted, but you're in a sanitarium and the milkshake is your concerned parents never leaving your bedside.

I wish I had less blood in my alcohol stream.

Granted. But the medics take out all your blood to get the alchol out and they forget to put the blood back in.

I wish I had a TF gun

Granted, but it breaks after you turn yourself into a catgirl, and you have to work the next day.

I wish school was outright cancelled today.

Granted, but you think that it's still cancelled tomorrow and you get picked up for playing hookey.

I wish Photoshop was working.

Granted. but it turns your sig into something ugly

I wish I could play with the magical happy Daleks

Granted, but then you drink some of their wine and become the next Rip Van Winkle.

I wish I could beat The Force Unleashed on the highest difficulty.

Granted, but you're declared legally insane from staying up for so long trying to beat it.

I wish my responses weren't so complicated.