Granted, but lest, nobody know fyeeeill about a sgian dhbu.
 
 I wish I had a sgian dhbu, too!
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it's got the worst engraving on it possible:
 Made in China
 
 I wish I had a hairy sporran:eyepop
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it's so hairy that the world considers you the first wookiee.
 
 I wish I had a cool military helmet.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it's put to good use as you're shot in the head...
 
 I wish Santa wasn't in the Panzer...
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but instead of a Panzer, he's in a Super Tank:D
 
 I wish I had a Panzer.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but since it's illegal for a civilian to own a tank the Fed's immediately repo it.
 
 I wish that I remembered what I forgot.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but its so bad that you wish you forgot it
 
 I wish i remembered my good dreams
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but then you realise they're not that great.
 
 I wish you Happy Holidays.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but my grandfather dies of a heart attack. No joke.
 
 I wish everyone happy Christmahannakwanzukkah.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but everyone is offended by your mixing every holiday into one and kills you.
 
 I wish I were fun to play with, not to eat.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it's only fun for them and not you.
 
 I wish more people knew about Winter-een-mas.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but all those people live on foreign planets.
 
 I wish, i had a Lancer.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you accidentally kill yourself with it.
 
 I wish everyone was openly bisexual.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but now people are closet gay and straight.
 
 I wish my CD player hadn't broken right after Christmas.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, it broke before Christmas.
 
 I wish I had an Ipod.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, it's the original iPod.
 
 I wish I was at Futureshop so I can buy an Xbox 360
  
 
  
  
    Dranted, but you get the Red Ring of Death as soon as you turn it on
 
 I wish, i had a lightsaber
  
 
  
  
    Granted, you have a sword that weighs one pound.
 
 I wish I didn't have such strict parents.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, you're an orphan.
 
 I wish I could transform into a Volkswagen hippy bus.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you can't transform back.
 
 I wish I had a sonic screwdriver.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but seeing as this is the second time, the government decides you don't need another one.
 
 I wish I had a TRILLION DOLLARS!! BWA HAHAHAAH!
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it's all in pennies.
 
 I wish I had unerring logic.
  
 
  
  
    Granted but the you get a hard, long, and contradicting chinese logic puzzel and your brain overloads
 
 I wish I had photoshop cs4...
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but the disc is scratched.
 
 I wish I had the Doctor Who serial Death to the Daleks on DVD.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but the DVD is broken.
 
 I wish for time to slow down.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you die of boredom.
 
 I wish I had a time machine.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it's just a clock, which is a machine that tells time, and thus can be considered a time machine.
 
 I wish for healing abilities like Wolverine from X-Men or Claire from Heroes.
  
 
  
  
    Granted. but because your abilities don't allow you to change and mature, you stay as a baby.
 
 I wish I had adamantium claws.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but getting the adamantium into your body killed since you lack healing abilities.
 
 I wish I could be more manipulative.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but nobody likes you and ships you to a Siberian work camp.
 
 I wish I had a massive army of gnomes.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but they're just ordinary garden gnomes that don't do anything.
 
 I wish for a bacon dispenser.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it loses control and floods your home with bacon.
 
 I wish I had a steak dispenser.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it loses control and floods your home with bacon.
 
 Whats so bad about that? :haw:
 
 Granted, but it loses control, shooting you repeatedly in the eye with steak, blinding you, and now you can't find your steak. ;_;
 
 I wish for a dispenser that dispenses pure awesome.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but pure awesome is the true force behind the universe, and it destroys you...and the universe.
 
 I wish I were an admin of the Shattered Planet SWBF2 server.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you are eventually spam killed by all the n00bs saying 'i r 1337'
 
 I wish that humanity had common sense again.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but in its wonderful wise state of common sense, humanity has decided that we should save the galaxy....by destroying ourselves.
 
 
 I wish I were a moderator or admin in any forum.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you're also the only registered user.
 
 I wish the Wii were as graphically capable as the 360 or the PS3.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it becomes so expensive, no one will buy it.
 
 I wish I had an F-22 Raptor.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you can't get any fuel or ammunition for it.
 
 I wish I had a Republic Hammerhead Cruiser.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but it's so top heavy that it crashes on lift-off.
 
 I wish I had a super-star destroyer.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you can't get a crew together for it.
 
 I wish for a Venator-class Star Destroyer.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but the Empire doesn't appreciate your being with their property, so they dispatch MY super-star destroyer to handle the problem.
 
 I wish I had an AT-TE.
  
 
  
  
    Granted. You're now the proud owner of an Aerial Truck Tripping Extrapolator. Whatever the hell that is.
 
 I wish for a Delta-7 Aethersprite Starfighter.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but in fact, Aethersprite in another intergalactic nation means, "Aspirin." So, you're flying a giant pill.
 
 I wish I had Batman's motorbike..erm..cycle thingy.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but then you try to do the things Batman does and you die...
 
 I wish people could read my sig.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but then nobody would be able to read anything else, yourself included.
 
 I wish I had an AT-AP.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you're confused by the middle leg.
 
 I wish for an Eta-2 Actis Interceptor.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but while you're trying to intercept your friends, you remember that Eta actually means "Estimated time to arrival." By arrival, it meant...explosion....in 2 seconds.
 
 
 I wish I had an ARC-170.
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you're piloting it alone, and you realise how important the other two guys are.
 
 I wish for an LAAT/i
  
 
  
  
    Granted, but you get the loading version, and have no weapons...oh, and several vulture droids have noticed your handy work.
 
 I wish I had the Death Star.